I love garden gnomes. They're cute, creepy, disgusting and charming all at once. Such popular characters, they even have their own Liberation Front.
There is a $2 shop in High St that has the largest collection of gnomes for sale that I have ever seen - you can be flashed gnome bum from one little guy and be gestured at rudely by another. I love them all. I only have two, Gerald and a yet-to-be-named sexy lady gnome. Here are some you can find for sale in Preston:
Gnoming is hard work, so I stopped for an obligatory sausage roll at my favourite veg*n bakery afterwards...nom nom nom!
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